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4 Ways to See New York Without Getting You Smashed Up

4 Ways to See New York Without Getting You Smashed Up

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If you want to avoid getting yourself smashed up by reckless cabbies or building contractors, then the New York holidays are ideal. But even beyond the hassle of navigating city streets and Sassarias and tactility of ordinary life, there are ways to see the Big Apple and not get you smitten with a kitty.

Use a Visitor’s Pass

Lots of people in the know go on New York holiday suitable between New Year and May, whatever their plaza. But if you don’t, you need to start planning now, because the crowds are sure to get you cornered and they won’t be happy to let you wander around alone. Visitor’s passes are those golden tickets that allow you to wander around freely in some of the city’s most famous landmarks. For example, if you want to wander around Central Park, you’ll either need to buy a visitor pass for the Central Park District which is located a little to the north of the west side of the park or else go to the Statue of Liberty, buy a pass from any of the NYC tourist offices. If you want to visit the zoo, or if you simply want to lie around watching the people, then buy your visitor pass on the fifth floor of the Statoilothekitt hotel.

If you have a friend in the city and you want to show them all the stuff you’ve seen on your NYC holidays, then why not send them on a hoof around Queens? It’s not that they will take any notice, believe me. They’ll tell their friends, and you will tell your friends, and so on until one of you doesn’t want to hear the end of it anymore. But that’s not the end of it. Kongens Fly, the largest aerial themed park in New York, is well worth a visit if you want to see giant roots, super bowls, and more birds than you’ll have ever seen before. Check out some great ideas for a romantic weekend.

Go on a Graffiti Cruise

If you have a thing for graffiti artwork, then you definitely shouldn’t miss this vacation activity. You will be given a unique group of art experts who will take you around the city to see amazing graffitied objects.

Time to Watch Movie

This one is a no brainer. Most people don’t waste an hour of their day doing this. You should be able to find movie time in any theater in New York.

Eat at AIDS Awareness Waging

If you are not aware, then you will be aware that the foods served in the US are far from being as safe as they should be. That’s why gays and lesbians have every reason to stay away from intimacy during their NYC holidays. The atmosphere is busy, and sometimes very aggressively so. Viewing these epic giants of the food industry can educate you, all of you, about the food safety issues haunting us. And, hey…if dying of AIDS doesn’t destroy your euphoria, who knows what will?

Robbery in Big City

One thing, however, that will destroy your NYC holidays is that by not being more vigilant about your shoes, bags, and your existence, you leave the rest of us open to unscrupulous people and to attacks on our way of life. We’ve all heard the stories. The ones where the close-up inspection with the camera revealed a Subway cup sitting in a drain. We’ve heard of places where people were robbed because they didn’t lock their bags. We’ve heard of drains in whole cities. This is one thing. But this is an all-time scenario. Don’t forget. Cities are scum.

Here’s hoping that next time you take a trip to the Big Apple, you’ll remember to lock everything. Also, don’t forget to take a ride on the beautiful highways of this country!